What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It’s Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ?
The letter “D” !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia ! 
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail ! 
Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he’s Sooty ! 

 
Here are some carols that has been sung for ages in Christmas. We thought you would like to have a glance, and clear those doubts that we all have on the lyrics:-). So scroll down, and read on! And if you want these carols in Sheet Music 
 

There once was a man who was plagued with sin,
He didn’t know what horrible shape he was in.

One day he decided to give his life to the Lord,
Because he wanted to be with one accord.

Soon the Lord heard his humble cry,
he said, “My child I will not pass you by.”

Jesus took away the sin and shame,
he told him to cherish his new given name.

Now go out and serve me as much as you can,
I’ll always be around to help you stand.

As the trial and tribulations come and go,
Don’t stop calling on my name,
for these things come to help us grow!

If at anytime you think you can’t make it,
Remember my words and speak it out bit by bit.
My word will be there to help you stand,
you can’t go without it, if you want to be grand.
Today He is still in the Christian race,
For someday he will see the Lord face to face.

Two thousand years have almost gone by
Since Jesus was nailed on a cross to die
His teachings were done by words and deed
And thousand would listen, and thousands would heed.
The words of His wisdom, and that of God
As many miles on foot would he trod
Let Peace be on earth, would be His command,
And nothing less than this should we demand!
On the Eve of His birth let us all be blessed
And thank our God as we see the end of our quest.
Let us all stand together, as brother and friend
And pledge our love, and respect to a world without end.
Together we stand, in joy and in sorrow
and praise the birth of Jesus with the light of tomorrow!

If it were in my powers,
I would bring peace and love,
To this world of ours,
But I don’t have magic enough,
I can cross the sky,
and pass by the stars,
But I can’t seem to stop,
Any of hatred’s wars,
I see children on the street,
With no hope left,
in the eyes.
So many homeless people
with no where to sleep.
And my heart cries.
I can’t give the things they need,
Oh But God I would try.
I’m only a fantasy,
that once took wings to fly,
Some are deceived,
by the gifts that money can buy,
But those who truly believe,
see the gift with the heart,
not with the eye,
I sometime stop and go to my knees,
and pause,
and I too always pray,
That we will find a end to wars,
and live in peace one day.
For all those who believe in me,
I will continue my cause,
Across the stars,
over the wars,
On Christmas Eve,
For the hearts that still believe,
In Santa Claus